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This Is Satoshi
"The Brain Behind the Meme"
Don’t let the hoodie fool you - Satoshi might look cute, but this rat knows more about rug pulls than your favorite YouTuber. Equal parts silent genius and emotional support rodent, he rides OJ’s shoulder like a tiny crypto godfather, keeping their degenerate journey just barely on track.
Meet OJ
"The Overcaffeinated Dreamer"
OJ’s not your average crypto bro. With one Croc, one sneaker, and a hoodie that screams “Elon is my dad,” this delusional optimist is on a never-ending mission to make it big — preferably before his Wi-Fi bill is due. Fueled by bad investment advice and instant ramen, OJ is the chaotic Web3 energy we never knew we needed.
Episode 1: “Enter the Degen” | OJ wakes up broke, clueless, and craving caffeine. After a chance encounter with a talking rat named Satoshi, his wild journey into the crypto world begins - one bad decision at a time. The chaos starts here...
EPISODE 2
"One more L'ski..."
EPISODE 3
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