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This Is Satoshi
"The Brain Behind the Meme"
Don’t let the hoodie fool you - Satoshi might look cute, but this rat knows more about rug pulls than your favorite YouTuber. Equal parts silent genius and emotional support rodent, he rides OJ’s shoulder like a tiny crypto godfather, keeping their degenerate journey just barely on track.
Meet OJ
"The Overcaffeinated Dreamer"
OJ’s not your average crypto bro. With one Croc, one sneaker, and a hoodie that screams “Elon is my dad,” this delusional optimist is on a never-ending mission to make it big — preferably before his Wi-Fi bill is due. Fueled by bad investment advice and instant ramen, OJ is the chaotic Web3 energy we never knew we needed.
S1E1: “Enter the Degen” | OJ is broke, buzzed on caffeine, and living off delusions — until he meets Satoshi, a book-smart rat with crypto fetish and a dream. From ramen-fueled tokenomics to grandma-funded schemes, their chaotic crypto journey kicks off with bad ideas, big energy, and zero shame. The madness officially begins.
S1E2: “Dreams & Pump Fun” | OJ wakes from a wild degen fantasy to real-life broke vibes—until a surprise payday sparks the plan: launch a Pump.fun coin. From ramen talks to turning grandma’s garage into a crypto bunker, the chaos levels up.
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